Capoopchin Monkey

A monkey that lives in south america and is prone to flinging its own poop invaders of its territory.

When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".

by big j consorbo April 11, 2011

Monkey Pox

Monkey Pox is a disease and the only cure is sending an arch pic to the opposite sex of someone ur age

“Olivia u have monkey pox you need to send an arch pic”

by Dr. Applecott August 8, 2022

Cunt monkey

Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are

Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys

by Bobross4l1fe November 20, 2021

Monkey monitor

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

by Dj Fish May 16, 2003

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021

monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 7, 2022

Fuck monkey

When a guy gets pegged and screams “OO OO AUGH AUGH~” while getting it in the ass

Alex: hey did you hear Owen is a fuck monkey?
John: oh.

If you ever do this while being pegged, please seek help.
Thank you.

by phelon (felon) July 2, 2024