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Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation
Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
by Pear6 June 23, 2021
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This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
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Brown Whitney

It’s when she’s doggy style and he rams it in her butt so hard she hits the high notes
Dude, I did the brown Whitney on her, and I swear it was like Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard when she hit the high notes.
by Buttstufd4life July 3, 2021
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Brown Nose Tucker

When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.
Got a hell of a Brown Nose Tucker last night at your mom.
by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021
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brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.
Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.
by Meribald July 9, 2021
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brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.
Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).
by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021
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gabe brown

gabe brown is the best human ever
by Liz <3 July 11, 2021
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