spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher April 23, 2011

Monkey Slugging

When everyone at a party is purposefully getting a single targeted person as drunk as possible and EVERYONE is in on it. The more drunk you can get the “Monkey Slug” the more entertaining it will be!

Person 1: Yo, how was that party last night??

Person 2: Bro it was crazy, we were Monkey Slugging Robert to the point he was screaming and rolling on the floor. It was hilarious.

by Mav_ July 23, 2019

Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 07, 2010

Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”

by McthicclesZachy March 08, 2021

Oven Monkey

A term for someone Jewish

You are a dirty oven monkey.

by Notajew420 February 13, 2025

Black Monkey

A slur where people infer African American's and Monkeys are the same thing. Their "reasoning" Black -> the color of a monkey's fur -> Africans are black 99% of the time -> Blacks = Monkeys

Person 1 - "well well well of course those black monkeys bought a used hellcat."

Person 2 - "black monkeys? Don't you mean African Americans?"

Person 1 - "same thing, yip yap."

by NotPoiix February 13, 2024

Monkey chukka

A way of saying I hate you

U stupid ugly monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024