10D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in ten dimensions, a number made famous by string theory, which requires 10 dimensions (9 spatial + 1 temporal) for mathematical consistency. In 10D geometry, objects have ten perpendicular axes, allowing for the vibrating strings that supposedly constitute all matter and energy. The extra 6 spatial dimensions (beyond our familiar 3) are "compactified"—curled up so small we can't perceive them, like threads so thin they appear as points. 10D geometry explains why we can't see the other dimensions: they're everywhere, just too small to notice, like the microscopic patterns on a fabric that looks smooth from a distance. It's the geometry of ultimate unification—where gravity, quantum mechanics, and all forces are supposed to meet, if only the math works out.

Example: "He explained 10D geometry to his date, describing how string theory requires 10 dimensions, with the extra 6 curled up tiny. She asked if that was like rolling up a garden hose to make it look 1D from far away. He said yes, exactly. She said that made sense. He fell in love. 10D geometry had brought them together, which was more than it had ever done for physics."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

11D Geometry

The study of shapes and spaces in eleven dimensions, the maximum dimension required by M-theory (the mother of all string theories), which unifies five different 10D string theories into a single 11D framework. In 11D geometry, objects have eleven perpendicular axes, allowing for not just strings but membranes (2D), branes (3D), and higher-dimensional objects that vibrate and interact in ways that supposedly generate all of reality. 11D geometry is the current endpoint of theoretical physics—the most complex, most ambitious, most unprovable framework ever devised. It's the geometry of "this explains everything, but we can't test it," of mathematical beauty untethered from empirical confirmation, of theories so elegant they must be true even if we can never know.

Example: "She tried to explain 11D geometry to her mother, who asked what use it was. She said it unified all physical laws, explained the fundamental nature of reality, and was mathematically beautiful. Her mother asked if it would help find her keys. She said no, but in some 11D branches, they were already found. Her mother said to look in the kitchen. They were there. 11D geometry had failed again, but at least it was consistent."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Wet George

When a person named George urinates upon another person, typically a loved one and usually while heavily inebriated. Action is not limited to beds, it can also include floors, kitchen tables and other surfaces.

Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, boys. Babes pissed. I pulled a wet George last night and pissed all over her.

by Raccoonspaghetti March 2, 2026

Regina George

Vile, evil fascist ruler, mob boss, terrorist and absolute war criminal. Regina's goals and beliefs are very interesting. She's ruthlessly determined to make sure that she stays at the very top of the social ladder and will use anything she has at her disposal to stay there including propaganda and committing full-on war crimes. As far as her beliefs go, the only thing she really seems to believe in is herself and her 'great leap forward'; she has an unshakeable confidence and seems utterly ignorant of the meaning of peace. An example of this is when her comrades barged into and shot up a house that belonged to a person in one of her rival social groups, killing 4. It's implied that both her beliefs and goals are the product of her spoiled upbringing, but it's likely that they’re also influenced by Regina’s ruthless ambition. Because of this, she started a war based on lies, destroyed the economy, allowed corporations to destroy the environment and exploit the middle class and working poor, attempted to pass viciously homophobic laws, attacked women's rights, killed millions of her own people with forced collectivization of social groups, the "Great Leap Forward," as she called it and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution'' and ruined the reputation of the United States. Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Plastics.

Even police fear her. She is hated all over the world. When her reign of terror ended the world celebrated. She was finally killed after the army called in a drone strike against her. Regina George was eventually killed by an AGM-114 R9X missile launched from an MQ-9. US Marines dumped her body out at sea in a fashion similar to Bin Laden. The rest of her Plastics were sent through rehab programs.

by smoking & vaping is for losers February 18, 2025

Regina George

Ignore some parts in my last definition saying about her goals n stuff and how she was killed. it was actually a naval railgun that did her in. The R9X was a backup. Her goals are defined as putting others down, making them feel inferior and oppressing everyone. And by the way, it took heavy gunfire from an AC-130, A-10, hundreds of M1 tanks, rockets, high-explosive anti tank rounds, heavy carpet bombing from a B-2 and every other ridiculously powerful non-nuclear weapon in the US army arsenal to weaken her first before the MQ-9 could deliver its killing blow. The army pumped hundreds, possibly thousands, of depleted uranium rounds, HEAT rounds and enough bombs to level a city into the mean girl before she showed any signs of weakeness. It was madness. The whole fight took place in manhattan. The city was evacuated. Think Cloverfield but with a mean girl in place of the monster. Regina was then pushed out to the coast by the wall of tanks, gunships and fighter jets where a naval battleship fired its railgun at her followed by the R9X missile.

Regina George casually shrugged off direct hits from weapons that easily destroy an entire city in one shot. They say the meaner a girl is, the more indestructible she is. You can never be truer. Unlike cloverfield though, no nuke was required. But it was discussed and a B-52 carrying a nuke had indeed been prepared.

by smoking & vaping is for losers February 21, 2025

regina george

The worst thing that humanity has ever seen. Jesus crucified himself after seeing the monstrosity. Satan cowered in fear when he heard her voice. She is the embodiment of pure evil. She is the omen, the cloverfield monster, pennywise, and Cthulhu all combined into one entity. The guy who pulled the trigger (or, more realistically, pressed the button) on the naval railgun that did her in is a true hero. The entire army who rightfully used excessive force against her are all heroes. If she was allowed to run free, humanity would be doomed. She would have manipulated nations into starting nuclear wars.

Hitler, Stalin, bin laden, Mao Zedong and xi jinping all combined are merely a harmless joke compared to regina george.

by smoking & vaping is for losers February 24, 2025

Curious George

The greatest monkey that ever lived, I mean look at him, he's adorable!

Person1:"Why doesn't Curious George have a tail, he's a monkey...
Person2:"Well, I thought he was a chimpanzee
Person3:"His tail was cut off from birth!"
Person2:"......GET OUT!!!..."

by A------B March 17, 2025