Penis smuggler

A person who steals male penises, and transports them to the trans people. They smuggle penises.

My penis got stolen by that penis smuggler

by Chicle man June 03, 2020

post breakup penis disorder

Not being able to touch or look at the penis of a new partner(s) after breaking up from a long term relationship

My PBPD ( post breakup penis disorder ) kicked in so bad that I couldn't give the guy a blowie and had to skip straight to sex

by posting for a friend February 08, 2016

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 16, 2021

copper penis

when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s

I love it when he hangs me upside down and gives me the ol copper penis

by daphnehitch May 04, 2024

Penis Muffled

To gag on a penis or to choke on a penis or to get stuffed with a penis

I heared mateo got penis muffled

by your boi JONATHAN October 02, 2007

penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.

Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"

by Alsmallballs December 25, 2023

atomic penis

A atomic penis, is a penis that is the size of a atom. Its the smallest dick-size know to men. Only human known to have this size of genitalia is Noel Sohm

I have a atomic penis

by kklaus2001 October 05, 2021