Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011

monkey

a black slave that is used for making stuffed animals and beating. They were commonly used in the 1900 but had a recall because they were mad or smth.

augh man my monkeys gone
Hey ferda wanna buy my monkey for a couple upper deckys

by zynpopper21430 December 14, 2023

Monkey

Idk. Some weird shit form Dragon Ball Z or somthing.

Frieza: Filthy Monkey

by Legendary.Mp5 April 21, 2021

Rub Monkey

A low level pro wrestler, who is largely unknown that shares air time with a star.

That promo was amazing until those 2 rub monkeys came out and I had to change the channel.

by Huge Star October 8, 2021

poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024

Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023