Penis Weasel 

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.

That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

Penis Weasel by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011

Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers

Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel

Goober-Weasel by bROCK13 February 6, 2010

milkin' the weasel

It is what one has to resort to after a long night of trying to pump the panties off of a bitch with drinks and compliments but can never seem to succeed in closing the deal. Therefore you reluctantly go home alone and pop in a porno then attempt to "squeeze one off" by jerking and stroking the weasel,sometimes fast sometimes slow, AHHHHH....... What a relief.

Shit bro,last night I caught Todd milkin' the weasel. I knew it would come to that after I seen his no gaming ass get struck out at the club. Poor sorry son of a bitch.

milkin' the weasel by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007

Stink Weasel 

Person who tries to get into other people's dirty business.

Stay out of my business you stupid stink weasel.

Stink Weasel by Mark April 15, 2005

shit weasel

Someone who is continually "pressing others buttons" just for their own amusement.

What fucking shit weasel did this!

shit weasel by jjsw January 20, 2004

Pickle weasel 

Gary Haven's pet name for his wiener

Lauren, I think Pickle Weasel really likes you.

Pickle weasel by BN April 21, 2004

land weasel 

A sneaking, under-handed and dishonest person. Someone who can not be trusted. A villain, liar, cheater, thief or scoundrel.

The thief escaped into the night as stealthily as a land weasel.
He is such a dishonest land weasel. I would never trust him.

land weasel by Tabraea February 3, 2010