LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

walking the dog

: The act of taking your pet dog on a
walk in the great outdoors.
: To fondle one's penis.
: To fondle someone else's penis.
: Something to say when one doesn't
want one/others to know that they
are about to smoke out of their
bowl/chillium/pipe.

1. Hey Bob, you need me to go walk the dog?
2. Bob, I'm walking the dog can u give me a minute!
3. Bob you need help on walking the dog?
4. Be back in a sec, gotta go walk the dog.

by kdv July 8, 2005

walking orgy

A woman that is up for anything fucking,anal,sucking ect. and either asways has some pot,coke ect. on her or is always ready to try some, she will have a three way ect. and is a real party animal.A bunch of guys can have an orgy with just her.

That Kathy is a walking orgy.

by Deep blue 2012 November 17, 2009

walking while black

A term to describe an assumption of suspicion by race, generally when referring to interaction with law enforcement though it can be used to describe any situation whereby a person is stereotypically profiled.

"James was stopped by the police in uptown for walking while black"

by GuidotheKillerPimp December 15, 2014

weasel-whacking

beating off - aka beat the meat

He's a weasel whacker if I ever saw one.

by weasel October 28, 2003

Sleep walking

People who think or claim to be woke, but are just offended for the sake of being offended

That dude who got mad at that white chick who wore a Chinese dress ain't woke, he just sleep walking.

by ObsidianWraith May 31, 2018

walking penis

a supreme ladies man, defined as one mojo powered pimp.

Damn! Mike is the epitome of the walking penis!

by mike tomorsky February 3, 2004