boy-"hey, i like you."
girl-"hey, ima sleep with some guy in your bed tonight."
boys friend-"wow, ultimate diss."
Next Night
boy-"i forgot to change my sheets."
girl-"hey, ima sleep with some guy in your bed tonight."
boys friend-"wow, ultimate diss."
Next Night
boy-"i forgot to change my sheets."
by gotdissed2011 September 16, 2011
Get the Ultimate Diss mug.A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.
Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!
Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!
Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!
Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"
Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1
Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open
Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!
Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.
Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!
Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!
Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"
Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1
Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open
Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!
Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.
Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around
by your best idiot April 5, 2010
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A non-elemental force that is extremely powerful and can destroy anything known in this and any other universe.
Can be fused with element for more power ^^"
Can be fused with element for more power ^^"
by uLtImAeLeMeNt February 25, 2003
Get the Ultima mug.A roleplaying game, especially common amongst young males who are either too cool to be true, or lack any reminiscent sign of existent social skills.
Holy shit, I just got a magic poison tipped sword of vanquishing, but was then pked by some stupid little kid who lacks social skills in Ultima.
by Communist Bastard March 9, 2003
Get the Ultima mug.Beyond that of a victory. This expression should be used whenever you get laid, when someone gets totally robocopped by you, or some other achievement that deserves more than the word "victory".
Dude #1: Dude, remember that girl from my AP Chemistry class?
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!
Dude #2: Yeah?
Dude #1: She wanted to have sex with me. Man, we got it on!
Dude #2: Boner!
Dude #3: ULTIMATE VICTORY!!!
by Ownageism God September 14, 2004
Get the ultimate victory mug.When you get a person to do a blinded folded sit-up and then when they've become use to it and they trust that your not going to do anthting, you pull down your pants and when they come up, but you ass is their face.
by Steeze-Unit October 29, 2009
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Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors
1. To be one who achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.
Etymology: Berkeley, 21st Cty; Japanese, from nin- persevere, conceal, move stealthily + -ja person; Medieval Latin ultimatus last, final, from Late Latin, past participle of ultimare to come to an end, be last, from Latin ultimus farthest, last, final, superlative of Latin *ulter situated beyond; highest in degree or quality; one that holds a preeminent position; especially : a chief among competitors
1. To be one who achieves the last word by executing oneself with active mental strength or force, to an ultimate and supreme degree of stealth.
The way in which Jüger just called out Rabbit's homoerotic tendencies definitely displays himself as the Ultimate Supreme Ninja King.
by Echoes (are lovely) April 29, 2007
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