Floggin the dolphin

A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.

That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.

by Panda daddy June 24, 2006

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flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009

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more floppin' for the poppin'

term used to describe the floppin of womans fat when a male pops his penis into her vagina.

Stacy and Jim were having sex, Stacy was overwight, Jim was normal and popped his penis into Stacy's vagina and her stomach flopped, there for "more floppin' for the poppin'" is what happened that night.

by more_floppin April 17, 2010

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Flooding the Tunnel

Pissing inside a girls pussy while having sex.

I flooded the bitches tunnel last.

by KMarK November 12, 2003

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flogging the dolphin

Masturbating. See also: feed the ducks See also: jerking off

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!

by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003

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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

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