So here's the sex story that you need to know about folks
So I had a crush on this really hot girl called Keeley, yeah and like there was this sleepover for girls only but it was my cousin so she invited me as we were close. Keeley was invited as my cousin was keeley's bsf. Keeley ofc was ignoring me there so here's how the sex story happened. Her friend Kayleigh went to their room in the hotel so I slid behind her and here's where it all started. Kayleigh looked at me shocked as if to say who, what, why. So I say ," Jack, Loretta's cousin. I was actually going to-" and then she runs towards me and kisses me passionately. Me , (my horny self) shoves her against the wall, dick and pussy touching, Makes out with her
So I had a crush on this really hot girl called Keeley, yeah and like there was this sleepover for girls only but it was my cousin so she invited me as we were close. Keeley was invited as my cousin was keeley's bsf. Keeley ofc was ignoring me there so here's how the sex story happened. Her friend Kayleigh went to their room in the hotel so I slid behind her and here's where it all started. Kayleigh looked at me shocked as if to say who, what, why. So I say ," Jack, Loretta's cousin. I was actually going to-" and then she runs towards me and kisses me passionately. Me , (my horny self) shoves her against the wall, dick and pussy touching, Makes out with her
by Jackkkkkkkkkk.moan March 18, 2020
Get the Sex storymug. Noun: 1. Someone who is around to limit the amount of insults that occur between group members, because that person is the one whom all jokes and insults are aimed at.
2. An anticlimatic or uninteresting story.
3. One who tells sad stories.
4. One who is grimace in appearance and always seems to be constantly high, and seems to have a genetic defect such as down syndrome, obesity or necrophilia.
5. A person who enjoys the company of large black women.
2. An anticlimatic or uninteresting story.
3. One who tells sad stories.
4. One who is grimace in appearance and always seems to be constantly high, and seems to have a genetic defect such as down syndrome, obesity or necrophilia.
5. A person who enjoys the company of large black women.
by Oh kay February 14, 2006
Get the Sad Storymug. The Neverending Story ended.
by UDLoser March 5, 2009
Get the The Neverending Storymug. A socialy akward person who only gains friends by making fictional ridiculous stories about "how they got hurt this" or how "unlucky they are since they did that", and have no other way of making humor nor actually starting a conversation with the person they want to become friends with.
kelvin: In may when the teacher handed us our sheets with cornell note listings I didnt look at the dates and did all of them in 3 days I was so stressed.
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right
Elias:Oh wow thats funny
Alex: *sigh
*Kelvin walks away
Elias: Im starting to think kelvin ACTUALLY IS funny
Alex: Yeah, Im in science class with him, he did no such work and...I dont even think the teacher handed out a cornell sheet in may, what a fucking story teller.
Alex: Hes never gonna succeed in life
Elias: I know right
by Boyfriendizeree September 19, 2014
Get the Story Tellermug. A story that is comprised completely of a "you-had-to-be-there" scenario. Usually, a person who tells a story such as this tend to do it 95% of the time of telling said stories. These are never stories meant to be heard.
Girl 1: "So, I went to the mall, and I walked passed this guy who totally gave me a weird look. I like, had to keep walking away from him, because I had no idea why he gave me that look! Isn't that hilarious?!"
Girl 2: "...This was another Jenn Story. Thanks for wasting my time."
Girl 2: "...This was another Jenn Story. Thanks for wasting my time."
by Snorris July 29, 2009
Get the Jenn Storymug. by YoRo January 26, 2018
Get the you a storymug. This one time in math class i dropped my bracelet into my back pack, and i got it out.
My brother made me cook dinner, but i didnt want to, but he was like "OMG MAKE DINNER" and i was like "NO I DONT WANT TO!"
In science today, i had to get up FOUR TIMES to get kleneex!
My brother made me cook dinner, but i didnt want to, but he was like "OMG MAKE DINNER" and i was like "NO I DONT WANT TO!"
In science today, i had to get up FOUR TIMES to get kleneex!
by Esmerelda Dunne May 5, 2005
Get the zim storymug.