beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.
I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.
by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 01, 2010
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Flying Squirrel

A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.
I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.
by SavageSmack November 15, 2016
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flying squirrel

When you are cut off from the trail snowboarding and CRASH! into a tree.
At Dodge Ridge Odis cut Megan off the trail and she did a flying squirrel into a pine tree.
by Odis DeHart February 28, 2007
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The Flying Squirrel

This is the greatest Asian sex move of all time. Essentially it is a standing 69. Using gravity boots, the female hangs upside down (lowered to the appropriate level or the male can stand on a stool) and the male does his business. The male then leaves the female to get herself down. For added spice, one can make it difficult, i.e. ejaculate in her face.
Your mom and I did the flying squirrel, and afterwords I jizzed in her face.
by Pina Slicker March 18, 2010
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flying squirrel

An issult, similar to a moon, but done with the scrotum. A person grabs his scrotum at to spots near the bottom, pulls his sack flat, and starts flying around.
Brett dropped his pants and gave the bitch da flying squirrel.
by Hang Low Saxon January 12, 2004
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flying squirrel

A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.
Anna always said that if someone raped her, she would flying squirrel their ass.
by gingerscholarbusinessman December 22, 2009
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Sneaky Squirrel

When a chick is sucking your dick, you pull it out of her mouth and you insert your ball sack into her mouth.
Guy: I totally gave you a Sneaky Squirrel just before.
Girl: mmmmm....I like nuts
by Mr. Squirrel June 25, 2010
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