Dirt Squirrel

Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.

Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!

by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008

Pink Squirrel

When you fuck a girl with your nuts. insert the nuts in her vag.

dude i gave that girl a pink squirrel this morning

by goofygreen September 28, 2009

flying squirrel

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle

I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.

by Anonymous4 July 18, 2006

Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.

Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.

by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009

squirrelittus

someone who always wants a piggyback and sometimes starts to be gay

chris stop being squirrelittus

by Loafy May 31, 2007

Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011