Sexual poisition:
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
Bro 2: What's splanking?
Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!
Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.
Bro 1: That's the point!
by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012
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After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.
by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010
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The unintentional remnants left on a toilet seat or toilet bowl after a particularly violent or bulky bowel movement.
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Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"
Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"
by Sammy that girl September 7, 2006
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puipl 1(to another pupil): God damn arse hole. why cant we write some Splatter fiction.
pupil 2: Sigler for ever!
Teacher: detention
puipl 1(to another pupil): God damn arse hole. why cant we write some Splatter fiction.
pupil 2: Sigler for ever!
Teacher: detention
by Alex.s October 24, 2007
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