by Kyngbrain September 19, 2025
Get the Harris size mug.A penis that is smaller then average (less then 5 inches) not tiny like a micro-penis but definitely small in size. It can still pleasure a women but not one she will brag about to her friends. A favored size for anal sex because it's never a painful size
My boyfriend has a fun-size dick. It's not big its smaller then average. Compared to a little tiny snicker bar
by Bi-polar bitch September 10, 2021
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Get the Pint Size Jedi mug.Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
Get the Fanta-size mug.Referring to penis size.
"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"
by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017
Get the it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood mug.Adjective. There's no official size range available, but any item small enough to easily get lost in the strangest of places earns itself this description because it's small enough to be picked up by a mischievous fairy, fae, or other small mystical creature looking to cause minor inconveniences.
don't take your eyes off of that fey-sized 10 mm socket! It's the fourth one I had to buy and I KNOW that little twerp WILL disappear!
by the117doctor April 26, 2025
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