Side Glide

A mistress or woman on the side.

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your side glide and relax and get some release. (See also slide glide).

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Side Haircut

Haircut on the sides of your head, leaving your hair long on the top. Looks best if blended into the top. Shaven in usually a 1 or 2 setting. Mostly for men.. But girls, if you want to try it.. Go ahead..

Woah! Did you see Richard's side haircut? It's totally rad.

John's side haircut makes himself look fly af.

by Clavefor October 12, 2014

Sidefruit

When a male's low hanging "fruit" is hanging to the side.

Check out Tom Jones' sidefruit! OMG his pants are so tight!

by jwbmt May 6, 2014

Sidewalk Tank

A girl so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk you better jump on the street as to not get crushed when she overlooks you and bumps into you.

A girl so fat that when she waddles past small objects, they'd get trapped in her gravity well and orbit her (stolen from Al Bundy).

Sidewalk Tank is a literal translation of the Austrian German word "Gehsteigpanzer", itself a compound of the words "Gehsteig", meaning sidewalk, and "Panzer".

Dude watch out for that sidewalk tank! You better brace for impact or get destroyed.

by lightxx July 24, 2014

sideblowin

Lifting one leg to fart

Everytime I see that fool lift one leg, I know he's sideblowin again.

by dalycitybadgirl August 15, 2015

Sideways Badger

Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.

That made no sense, you sideways Badger.

Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.

Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.

by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017

Sidnie

Sidnie is a hot, energetic, smart, care free kind of girl. She values her alone time but loves to occasionally go out to the club with her friends. Sidnie is the girl of most guys dreams because of her unforgettable loving personality, and her ass. It's pretty big. She may seem like the perfect girl but if you wake her up then rip to you. If there's one thing in this world that she cares most about, it is her sleep. So don't wake her, unless you want to see satan himself right before you. Get yourself a sidnie you won't regret it, unless you wake her.

Look at that ass! Her names definitely sidnie

by Monica Stephens December 4, 2017