scratch

{v.}= an occurrence brought on by the heat of the moment when the male moves too haphazardly in attempting to slip his penis inside of the female's vagina but inadvertently misses, thus causing his penis to slide either onto her vulva or between her buttocks; inspired by a similar parallel in a game of billiards whereby the cue misses the cueball and hits the felt of the table, sometimes actually scratching the surface; may also be used as a general referrence to missing any orifice intended for sexual penetration

"Last night, I got so hot when I was with my girl that when I went to put it in her I had to have a do-over because I scratched."

by Historophy January 4, 2012

Sclatch

To cum in a very hard, determined way.

The man bent over and had to sclatch on the carpet after engaging in fucking the Asian's tight big plump ass.

by Bigboycumsalot April 19, 2015

scratch paper

The act of cumming on a girls back till there is a puddle at the base of her back then dipping your dick into the puddle and doing your homework on her to save paper.

Hey girl, can I use you as scratch paper?

by dabrews April 12, 2017

lazy sniatch

A girl who does not start homeowrk till late.
To lazy to go out to shop so shops online.
someone who is jsut a LAZY SNIATCH

aye main she iz be one lazy sniatch.

by carls February 8, 2007

Canadian Duck Scratcher

a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places

Bob is such a Canadian Duck Scratcher!

by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009

scratchers

northern irish term for bed

i couldnt get out of my scratchers this morning

by stuart reid April 4, 2007

Scratch n' Sniff

Scrapes on the Penis from a heavy breather

While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.

by J3hst3r September 3, 2010