sausage party

A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.

Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."

by Kevin October 11, 2003

sausage hallway

Another name for a sluts vagina.

Guy 1: "I got with Clarissa last night!"
Guy 2: "Isn't she a slut? I've heard shes got a sausage hallway."

by christian11M February 15, 2017

Sausage Sofa

When your balls act as a sofa for your penis.

Bloody hell, I almost tripped on my sausage sofa.

by Slewcake November 9, 2019

sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 5, 2018

portuguese sausage

Getting slapped in the face by an autistic persons dick

I went to bible camp last summer and the kid on the top bunk gave me a Portuguese sausage

by Buzzlightyear18 July 23, 2019

Gentelmans sausage

A word for the male 'genitalia' more specifically the penis NOT the scrotum.

"man her head was on my "Gentelmans sausage"

by Debew October 28, 2012

turban sausage

Giant deformed cock

I saw a guy that had a turban sausage.

by Jew sausage 101 September 23, 2013