sausage party

A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.

Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."

by Kevin October 11, 2003

Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011

Fuck Sausage

Slang term for a penis or dildo, especially in a comedic context.

"Oh man, I need that fuck sausage tonight," said no woman ever.

by bynitch December 31, 2017

Sausage Choker

When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.

Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.

by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011

turban sausage

Giant deformed cock

I saw a guy that had a turban sausage.

by Jew sausage 101 September 23, 2013

Sausage pleaser

Someone who is skilled in laying the pipe or someone who can gobble the whole chorizo

Ex.1 He became the sausage pleaser after many years of practice dedication
Ex.2 no man was left unsatisfied when she left the room

by Leeharveyoswald January 30, 2015

Sausage Nest

A place where a sausage fest would take place.

"Hey Bro is the Sausage Nest ready for tomorrow night?"

OR

"Dude that World of Warcraft session at your Sausage Nest next week is going to be off the chain-hook!"

by Zen Zigwe February 9, 2014