Rob

A nice helpful guy but help comes with a cost

3 girls need air in their tire rob helps then gives them all a violent samoan root dicking like this worlds never seen

by Gghgc May 21, 2019

G-rob

A mean old, disgustingly ugly looking bitch.

"Dude, i hate Taylor."
"I know shes a fucking G-Rob!"

by SunshineStan June 27, 2008

Rob

Rob is a person who thrives off bringing people down. Know to be in the dog house a lot as well

Why are you always so negative. Stop being such a rob

by RT5 iykyk October 6, 2020

peeing rob

A creepy young adult man sexually aroused by peeing at the same time as watching people undress or engage in sexual activity.

This morning there was a peeing rob in the gym bathroom watching me shower.

by Megriffin July 24, 2016

Rob

Rob; a way to refer to someone who is a pedophile (likes minors sexually)

"I rizzed up a 12 year old today"
"You are such a rob!"

by rizzking456 October 4, 2023

Dirty rob

The most awesomest shitposter alive. Meme master extraordinaire

Rob Mann is a dirty rob

by Memelord111163 July 3, 2023

Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 9, 2023