Puerto Rican

What most of the residents of Springfield, Massachusetts are.

Did'ja hear about those puerto ricans who shot at a surveillance camera on the street?

by Delthryn March 25, 2005

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Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

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The act of a Puerto Rican or anyone else who wants to be puerto rican getting an unnecessary amount of obnoxious tattoos. The main goal of this is to come off as hot, respectable, and ghetto to people of the opposite sex. Some puerto rican art shows include black and white stars, last names, cartoon characters (that'll look great when you're 78, eh?), music notes, crucifixes (as if they were religious), rosary beads (EXTREMELY POPULAR) or tramp stamps of sunsets, fruit, or other random shit. The more art collected the more of a sight they are. Collected mainly by papis and occasionally by chongas.

Marilena: Aw dammnnn, did yuu seee allaa Joaqin's tattooos?

Sylvia: Heeelll yess, qirll he got one big Puerto Rican art show goinn oonn.

Marilena: qirrrll hold ma' baby imma go talk to him now!

by caboy July 20, 2010

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Puerto Rican Showers

Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.

Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.

Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.

by ChrisKizzle January 17, 2008

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rianna

very harmonious and a good singer, but will always remain a virgin.

wow she sings like a rianna! poor girl will never get a boy...

by samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. December 18, 2008

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Rihantasaurus

The coolest dinosaur to ever walk the earth. It lays spotted black and pink eggs and its skin is dark blue with black lines down it's back. It's build is like that of a T-Rex but with proportional arms. It's eyes are a bright goldenrod color.

"So I'm doing a research paper on the Rihantasaurus! I'm so lucky! "

by TheLesbainDinosaur September 25, 2009

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