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pumpkin patch

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
by HK1717 December 12, 2012
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plumpkin pumpkin

To take a dump while recieving oral from pumpkin instead of a girl, or A different form of masturbation.
Joe Couldn't get plumpkin from a girl so he got a plumpkin pumpkin instead.
by Jon and Brett April 18, 2008
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pumpkin

Used to describe someone who suddenely becomes extremely tired, incoherent, and who may fall into a deep sleep at night - especially if if the transformation occurs at midnight. Often used in as an affectionate descriptor and a form of endearment.
Watch out - she becomes a pumpkin at midnight!

You were a complete pumpkin last night.
by Grumpkin April 30, 2006
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ass pumpkin

woose, pansy, pussy, someone who is afraid of everything
by Lisa McDonald July 18, 2008
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Poopie Pumpkin

When a human shits in a plastic bag then you toss a pumpkin in there and roll it around in the shit. You then place the pumkin near the street and wait for some douche bag to pick it up and try to smash it.
"I got this meat-head real good with the poopie pumpkin."
by S.E.McDevistater February 17, 2009
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Redneck Pumpkin

A redneck pumpkin is where one takes a pumpkin without carving it and shoots the pumpkin multiple times, leaving holes in the sides of it.
A Redneck Pumpkin is A pumpkin with gun-shots in it.
by Nastasia July 29, 2009
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Dirty Pumpkin

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass and she shits all over herself when you pull out.
What’s that smell? It’s Adele’s ass after I nutted in her. She’s got a dirty pumpkin.
by Charlieisbad October 23, 2018
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