Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect

“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen

by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019

Pulled a Kal

Generally means pissing off a chick that your mate likes

Person 1: Bro, can you find out if Sally is single?

Person 2: Nah man, she and I aren't talking anymore.
Person 1: You pulled a Kal, didn't you?

Person 2: Maybe
Person 1: -.-

by kerr2create November 26, 2014

Pulling a Ranjani

1. Stopping work to pet dogs
2. Losing your watch or wallet or anything important and constantly in the search for your valuables!

Oh my god! Stop pulling a Ranjani!!!

by Dogsshouldgotoheaven September 22, 2020

pulling a Cartman

A fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. He pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete knob gobblin. In other words he is a real life adult version of the South Park character, Eric Cartman.

Our friend Scott is so funny and a slob like Belushi from Animal House. It is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. He is totally 'pulling a Cartman'.

by TedNugent October 8, 2013

Pulling An Eli

The act of ditching your group of friends to talk to girls

Guy#1: where's Bob?
Guy#2: oh he left, he is Pulling An Eli.

by NotAmmon November 9, 2018

pulling a Whatley

1) The term used by the character George Castanza, from Seinfeld, when he created a phoney charitable organization called "The Human Fund" and gave everyone in his office donor cards in their names. In reference to when character Tim Whatley gave George a donation card in his name to the "Childrens Alliance" after George had given him Yankees tickets.

2) The action of giving a useless gift to someone you have given a highly valued or expensive gift.

Fred: So what are getting Tom for his birthday?

Bill: Well, I'm really short of money this month so I'm thinking of just pulling a Whatley.

Fred: Cold.

by sushidude January 21, 2009