When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
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Tommy is such a pretz. His mere presence sours the fun right out of the party for everyone enjoying themselves.
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The opposite of a Munchkin.
The opposite of a Munchkin.
When play testing homebrew, make sure to include a wide variety of players from Munchkins to Pretzlords.
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Dude that girl we were playing Valorant with earlier was so protarded, I don’t know how she thinks she is good.
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