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a buzz feed quiz that shows edgy 14 year olds there political quadrant

there a four quadrants the top is is authleft and authright authleft is stuff like stalinism and the auth right is stuff like fascism and monarchy then you have the bottom the anti authority political side of the compass

just as the top of the compass its split into two the libleft and right on the left you have anarcho communism and on the right you have anarcho capitalism this isnt all the political ideologies but just to name a few
im so quirky now cus im now political by taking a buzz feed quiz called the political compass
by playboi famez August 20, 2021
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Politics

Poly means many and tics means blood-sucking parasites.
Politics are covering me pubes.
by Jockass March 20, 2009
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Politicize

Verb: To become politically active and engaged in current affairs.

Noun: One who is politically active, aware, and engages themself in current affairs and government
Verb: "I think the economy is all Greenspan's fault"
"Dont try to politicize if you have no idea what your talking about"

Noun: "I saw Shipper down by the capitol today, that kid is such a Politicizer"
by Fresh'n Up August 21, 2009
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politics

In the United States and North Korea: The fine art of mindfucking the average citizen into believing logical fallacies and getting rewarded with money, power, fame, and a place in the history books for doing so.

Everywhere else: The fine art of governing a country.
George W. Bush: "Al Qaeda attacked us because they were jealous of our freedom!"

Normal person: *sheepishly accepts bullshit assertion*

Intelligent person: "So, Mr. President, you expect me to believe that a terrorist network with more than enough resources to instigate a revolution and try to install more democratic governments than those that currently exist in Iraq and Afghanistan, decided to, instead of taking this course of action, attack the United States, its greatest potential ally in a hypothetical struggle for freedom? You expect me to believe that they childishly lashed out at us instead of working toward achieving greater liberty like the adults they are? You expect me to believe that we Americans are such hot shit that the entire population of the Middle Eastern world is secretly jealous of us? And you expect me to believe that 9/11 WASN'T motivated by the violent US interventionism in the Middle East that has cost so many innocent lives in that region, or covert CIA bombings which claimed many lives and were performed on targets that we had little reason to believe were actually housing terrorists, and also not by the Zionist pro-Israel attitude that we have taken in every dispute between Israel and any other country in that region, despite the circumstances? You, sir, are a brazen liar and an asshole. Go fuck yourself, and everyone that believes your insidious brand of bullshit politics is retarded."
by americanasshole January 24, 2012
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Political Correctness

What a fuckhead, he thinks that political correctness is the key to being an intellectual.
by BIGjon88 August 19, 2010
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political prostitute

Turncoats, party switchers, any action by politicians done obviously for self gain, fame and nothing else related to public service with favors or exchange perceived to be involved.
By filing that case everyone knows is bullshit after receiving budget for so-called projects, it became painfully obvious that senator for many years degraded into a mere political prostitute.
by O_H May 24, 2016
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Identity Politics

Opportunistically and shallowly marketing an illusion of equality towards historically marginalized groups based on religion, race, gender, etc. for the sake of political or monetary convenience.
Biden: "Get me a list of the 3 trans people in America, I'm gonna hire one!"

Assistant: "Yes, sir, right away, sir."

Assistant 2: "Isn't that cultural appropriation??"

Assistant 1: "No, you're thinking of identity politics."

Biden: "Someone get me my milkshake!"
by RustyNailTermz June 9, 2021
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