Definitions by Jockass

@name 

The thing you put at the start of a comment replying to someone on Youtube. You don't actually put name in it but you replace it with their username.

@namewaster
That was an awful video.

@name by jockass February 8, 2010

Al Boring

The feeling you get when you hear an annoying environmentalist going on and on about global warming.

On the news I heard them talking so much about global warming. It's a scam and it's Al Boring.

Al Boring by jockass December 23, 2009

lock wood 

1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.

1.

Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.

lock wood by jockass November 20, 2009

George W Obama 

What is said by libertarians to describe their feelings about the dumb, big government new president.

Michael Moore: Barack Obama shows a victory for socialism and a move towards socialized medicine.
Ron Paul: Are you kidding! George W Obama is a horrible president. He supported the bailouts! Hes an insane leftist.

George W Obama by jockass July 4, 2009

Liberal

1. Economically left-wing and socially pro-choice.
2. Pro-choice on absolutely everything.
3. A lot.

1. That Hugo chavez is a true liberal. He wants to nationalize the food industries.
2. Milton friedman is the ultimate liberal. He's against the FDA and practically all regulation.
3. I want a liberal amount of beer, chips and ketchup.

Liberal by Jockass April 10, 2009

Eejit

Idiot. Scottish and Irish slang for idiot. What did you think?

By looking up eejit you are an eejit.

Eejit by Jockass April 9, 2009

Politics 

Poly means many and tics means blood-sucking parasites.

Politics are covering me pubes.

Politics by Jockass March 20, 2009