Jockass's definitions
A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.
'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.
by Jockass March 18, 2009

The thing you put at the start of a comment replying to someone on Youtube. You don't actually put name in it but you replace it with their username.
by jockass February 8, 2010

'You should quetror that dickheid'.
by Jockass March 14, 2009

By looking up eejit you are an eejit.
by Jockass April 9, 2009

1.
Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.
Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.
by jockass November 20, 2009

by Jockass March 14, 2009

The feeling you get when you hear an annoying environmentalist going on and on about global warming.
by jockass December 23, 2009
