Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!

Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009

pearlady

A crackhead.A girl who was named a "pearlady" after having a pear sticker on her cheek.She laughs at mostly everything and is the mother of Bartholomew.

I could not keep a straight face due to Pearlady, for she was hysterically laughing at my attempts to do so.

by Alex Cunanan December 25, 2007

Pearsyphile

When a group of lads gather to play the drinking game "Ring of Fire" and one of the guys (after necking 5 or so sugary sherbert girly drinks) starts mouthing off about kiddies and gary glitter when performing the "Busta Rhyme" section of the game.

Damn it everytime we play this game, he turns from a nice young man into a Pearsyphile

by Kentishfish January 28, 2009

pearl a bleezy

To Roll up a split cigar with marijuana into a blunt or bleezy.

hey dude, I got this cigar and some bud, lets go pearl a bleezy.

by CJdoezit February 24, 2011

Pearl's Vag

A gaping cavern in which all whom enter get lost, never to be seen again.

We lost a lot of good men to Pearl's Vag this year.

by Xaneaux July 11, 2011

Pearl vision

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard

Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!

by Cupcake and Pig Farmer September 2, 2013

Pearl Necklace

When you cum on a girl's neck and it looks like a pearl necklace

Oh dude did you go down on her? "Yeah, I gave her a pearl necklace".

by Thatoneguy1212 October 7, 2017