Pepperoni Parise

An alternative to a traditional all male threesome, when only two males are available. The middle participant in the threesome is being anally penetrated while simultaneously inserting his throbbing member into a Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizza.

On a cold wintery Chicago evening, nothing will warm you up better than a classic Pepperoni Parise.

by sillyphilly November 12, 2015

Jordan Parise

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise

Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.

by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

Parised

(pa-riss-d)
To dammage irreprably, and inefficiently, in a violent and messy manner. Often loudly.

Tobias: Hey Paris, throw this watch at a wall; its shockproof
paris throws watch. It breaks, into multiple pieces
Tobias: You just parised my watch, bitch!

by Mr Guevara January 31, 2007

postcard from paris

Something thats never as good as the real thing
Something or someone that looks good on paper but you find out its nowhere close to as good as it seemed

Women 1 : so did you go out with that hot guy you met the other night ?

Women 2: yeah but it sucked , he was totally a postcard from paris.

by jadedlilly March 14, 2014

fly you to paris

To give oral sex to a woman really good

you want great oral sex let me fly you to paris

by Potjuice January 8, 2015

Paris Hilton-ing

Becoming one of the hottest people on earth and then becoming one of the worst musicians to ever live on the planet

i feel like Fergie is Paris Hilton-ing now L.A. Love sucks dick man

by MikeyD25 February 16, 2015

paris nicole wilson

A beautiful and smart young lady. She cares for everyone no matter what they ever did to her.. She doesnt like fake people and has a big Heart.. Shes just a wonderful person.

Paris Nicole Wilson Loves Everyone

by babycakes0378 January 8, 2017