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pagoda boy

two boys taking nude pictures together while strandling a cement pagoda
Austin and Tony are two pagoda boys!
by D Rock May 26, 2004
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gold and a pager

the answer to every math problem every invented
Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager
by mattscott23 March 18, 2008
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Jimmy Page

A overrated guitar player with horrible tone.
He usually creates pentatonic solos, and they sound like shit!
Played in a great band led Zeppelin but was a piece of crap guitar player!
Has never played guitar cleanly in his life.
Oh man you'r playing as bad as Jimmy Page
Holy Crap that jimmy page sucks at guitar.
Man if Steve Vai had no arms, he would still be 600 times better than Jimmy Page
by Guitar God January 12, 2008
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paedophile

'Paedophiles' - A word of moral panic. Take a second to ask yourself this... Do you want fewer children harmed, or do you want revenge? It must be one or the other, as each have opposite effects. If you understood a little about the prevention of crime, in this case the prevention of sexual child abuse, you would understand that our society's desire for revenge is making the world more unsafe for children.

Sustaining a society in which Peadophiles and child sex offenders are threatened and demonised, will just put them in a state of paranoia. This will drive them underground through fear, isolation and depression. Which in its self, would dramatically restrict their ability of self-control, and so more children will be harmed.

I suggest we put our moral repulsion aside, and actually protect children. This can only be done by encouraging Paedophiles and Child Sex Offenders to seek support.
Paedophile = My focus is in the protection of children. What is yours?
by Dark Purple December 31, 2007
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white page

an extemely large load of sperm that covers the victims entire face
Dude did you see that chick's face? She just got white paged.
by bludevil October 2, 2009
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pageturner

A vagina that maintains a level of moistness that is ideal for wetting your finger in order to turn the page of a book.
1. If you're reading in bed just fondle her pageturner if you're having trouble turning pages.

2. She's always ready for action because she has a nice pageturner.
by Carniverous January 10, 2012
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page 80

the thing we should be reading to are children
me:let's read page 80. Random baby:goo goo
by Michelle mell September 27, 2020
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