Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

The Deal

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.

Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Cyber Monday Deal

A financially lucrative deal on online retail items coming the Monday after Thanksgiving.

I found this cyber monday deal for you, I thought you might need some after you mentioned the handyman's special repairs you were making on your bed.

by amateurmaester December 1, 2025

Netflix and deal

Selling drugs, getting money while watching Netflix. Multitasking

"Are you coming over because we about to Netflix and deal"

by Fort Compton August 14, 2016

Chase (Deal 3#)

A person in a server call AGZ, they been there ever since August or May.

Chase (Deal 3#) is a Genesis Player.

by Deal1 December 25, 2021

Deal with

Required to handle or be in charge of a miserable experience. Also known as “being stuck with a fucked situation”

He had to deal with that disgusting mess

by griffith77 January 28, 2025

womb deal

A deal so raw it hasn't even been born yet.

"I got such a womb deal today with my assignments! It sucks!"

by Finseed April 1, 2020