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Mulch

Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night
Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.
by Cmckee23 April 26, 2024
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mulchlet

Little mulch babies. Used as a term of endearment or community for member of the mulch family.
Thank you so much for the support my little mulchlets.
by anonymous May 15, 2024
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Mulch

I love mulch, mulch is so yummy
"Damn I really love mulch"
"How?"
"I just do"
by jesslovesmulchanddavid May 30, 2024
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Multi timer

A man who sees nothing wrong in sleeping with multiple women simultaneously, concealing one from the others without a hint of guilt. The term ‘multi’ suggests the progression from being a two-timer to engaging in more complex forms of infidelity. Women can't be multi-timers by nature of their gender that requires more fidelity: it's easier to call them "sluts" and move on.

Multi-timers are more akin to "manwhores" but slightly more honorable, as the latter are only into infidelity because they're lowlifes. Multi-timers just need more time to settle in their lives, so are looking for more choices in women. It's like when you browse the shelves of a supermarket, you don't really buy everything you see.
Randy is seeing Paula while making out with Molly, who's been sworn to secrecy about Paula. Molly readily obeys due to her own lack of moral compass. Randy also recently went to Las Vegas, indulging in threesomes with prostitutes. He's currently texting one for future encounters, all unbeknownst to Paula or Molly. Needless to say, neither of Randy's regular girls has a clue about his Vegas exploits.

Randy recently met an exchange student from the Czech Republic. They seemed to connect well, even making out at his office! Now smitten, Randy is planning a European vacation, possibly with Paula. While she enjoys Paris, Randy might travel to the Czech Republic to propose to his new girlfriend. This could lead him to unceremoniously drop his past girlfriends.

Basically, Randy is a multi timer.
by Third World Sam June 9, 2024
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mulcher

Definition:
• A female person or an individual of the feminine gender.
• A piece of equipment designed for chopping wood, stumps and vegetation at the root. Typically, it is an attachment mounted on various types of machinery, similar to tractors, loaders, or excavators.
Pronunciation: /ˈmʌltʃər/ ("MUL-chur")
Singular noun: mulcher
Plural noun: mulchers

Significance:
It refers to a person of the feminine gender. A specialized piece of machinery used in forestry and landscaping.
Examples:
"Diue created the hombre and mulcher, each with unique qualities."
"The mulcher expertly operated the equipment, clearing the field with ease."
"She proudly identifies as a mulcher, embracing her unique strength and resilience."
"The company invested in new mulchers to clear the overgrown terrain efficiently."
"Both hombre and mulcher play vital roles in figuring society."
"He desires to marry a solitary mulcher"
by Dmitrio October 17, 2024
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mulch eater

Someone who enjoys eating mulch
i saw my neighbor the mulch eater destroying the mulch pile
by flying man November 11, 2024
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Multi-pilled.

Adj: Being multitalented or having a multi-faceted personality.

Like how in some memes, you are given 4 pills to chose one from, each granting one wish, desire or ability. Taking the MULTI-Pill is as if you took MULTIPLE of them. It's a wordplay of "Multiple" and "Pill"
"She is baddie material, mommy material, and also wifey material. She really is Multi-pilled.
by EyeForEye December 25, 2024
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