Fire Mudd

A fast traveling, preferrably liquidy dump that comes out quick and burns like hell either before, during, or after the deed.

"Dude I woke up with some crazy fire mudd this morning!"

by Ry-Dizzle July 6, 2007

spray mudd

to take a very loose dump

Oh my god I have to spray mudd so bad.

by Ghost On Ya August 12, 2009

Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.

"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"

by Wookie4u January 8, 2010

de-muddified

remove all of the mud from

I'm finally home after camping in the rain and unpacked and de-muddified.

by staid03 May 20, 2011

Duff McDudeBro

An extremely buff dude, bro.

"Look at Duff McDudeBro over here."

by Saccadon August 1, 2017

Big Muddy River

Having anal sex with a African American with a rather large ass whilst they have diarrea

I’d like to have a Big Muddy River with her

by Beeno55 March 11, 2019

Ol muddy slug

When you take a shit on the floor then instead of wiping, you scoot across the floor leaving streaks.

-She shit on the floor then scooted away without wiping.

-Ah, the ol muddy slug.

by Mr.Unknown89 May 11, 2019