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Tuna Mouth

When a woman queefs into the mouth of whom she is being pleasured by. This resulting in Tuna Mouth. Usually this kills any desire to continue oral sex by the other party. Often resulting in puking or crying.
Can you believe Sara gave Sam tuna mouth. In addition to having herpes Sam had tuna mouth for weeks.
by knoxygenkck August 3, 2011
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mouth fight

When flavors compete for dominance in your mouth, resulting in an awkward taste that is not pleasant.
So, I ate sushi, then a cookie. Raw fish and chocolate chips do not go well together. Mouth fight.
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Me: So, I just brushed my teeth.
My wife: Here, have some orange juice.
Me: (gulp) Eww!
My wife: Nobody wins in a mouth fight.
by ChuckChaser69 August 14, 2011
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mouth aids

Also known as Dickinson syndrome. Started when Robert Dickinson, a 17 year old student, had oral sex with a dead otter. Since, it has developed into an international epidemic, after Dickinson began preying on drunken girls, going as low as 15 year olds!!!! It affects the mouth, causing excessive drooling, hairy tounge, and a constant taste of cinnamon. It also, slowly erodes the tongue, and can lead to constipation and the shits will follow.
Drunk girl: Yo shizzle, i just got off with a guy who tasted like cinnamon.

Friend: Holy shit, that's Dicky, U've got the mouth aids!!!!
by LJK January 6, 2008
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Shit Mouth

A person who says foul things all the time. ie. as if shit were coming out of the person's mouth
Tell that "shit mouth" to stop saying bad things about me.
by Brian May 13, 2005
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Mouth Fart

Foul smelling burp.

Another word for a burp.
After eating lots of chips and salsa, I ripped a wicked nasty mouth fart.
by Sprankasaurus December 27, 2009
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dragon mouth

After smoking alot of weed the smoker still breathes smoke afterwords
"Dude last night i smoked like 4 grams and i still had dragon mouth an hour later"
by Jakkrabbit Eddie September 5, 2006
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turtle mouth

A half cocked jaw. To give someone a look of disgust. Resembling a confused turtle about to gasp for air.
Sir McNutley gave me a turtlemouth when I told him King Longshanks would not succumb to his advances. Even after offering 10 Shillings.
by Brentus August 23, 2005
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