The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.
Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!
by DSatch1 December 30, 2009
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An absolute fucking chad and the biggest eshay ever. This mf gets all the ladies, aussies cant stand him cuz hes taking all the women.
by Idrk or could care less May 6, 2021
Get the ModernSoldier mug.When a drunken person flips out and embarrassingly lets loose their bottled up dark side. Usually it involves a barrage of racial and (mostly antisemetic) slurs.
We wrere all chilling at the bar after work until a drunken Joe went into Mel Gibson Mode; ran his mouth off about blacks and Jews, then picked fights with anyone he bumped into. 5 seconds later he was crawling on the floor, gathering his teeth.
by Dr. Claw January 21, 2009
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Get the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare mug.Crazy mang mode is when you have a big event coming up that you have to prepare for, everything else in your life is forgotten except for that event. All your energy is put towards completing the event perfectly. You don't drink water, just Redbull. If it is a test you take a study sheet to the washroom when you take a shit, every second of every day. Maximum sleep allowed is 4 hours. You turn into a study creature that acts erratically, takes at least 2 weeks to recover from Crazy Mang Mode.
Jack: YOOOO KAMRON we have to go crazy mang mode for this fuckin Ops exam. The prof's know shit and are going to make it hard as fuck.
Kamron: Brooo, fuck that... last time I did that I couldn't fall asleep till 4a.m.
Jack: BRO I got a fucking FIFTY on the first midterm, I need 100!!!!!
*Jack & Kamron enter crazy mang mode*
Kamron: Brooo, fuck that... last time I did that I couldn't fall asleep till 4a.m.
Jack: BRO I got a fucking FIFTY on the first midterm, I need 100!!!!!
*Jack & Kamron enter crazy mang mode*
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