Matthew

A dude who obsesses over the fact that your mom is a dentist

Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm

by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019

Matthew

A thick nibba who is hella cute. He has tall ass friends named Blayze or other wierd names of the sort. He also has other mixed friends that are of black decent. He likes video games and is an introvert to most.

Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: I don’t know but he looks like a matthew.

by Tirdface April 12, 2019

Matthew

The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.

The class: Oh my effing god, look at Matthew It's disgusting

by -The Awesome Person! October 23, 2017

Matthew

Matthew, a guy you will learn to love. He can come on as a jerk but eventually he finds his way into your heart. If you know a matthew get to know him, hes the funniest and sexisest guy you will ever meet. If hes your boyfriend dont ever let him go. Matthews go best with girls named: Brandy, Elle, Maya, Sara and Hannah. if a matthew likes you youll know its mostly obvious. IF YOU GET HIM HOLD ON TIGHT AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!! matthews are good at sports and usally have very brown eyes and nice brown hair. Matthews are very very very good kissers and amazing at everything

Girl one: OMFG whos that guy hes so sexy
Girl two: umm have you not met him, thats matthew hes super funny and good at sports everyone loves him
Girl three: Is he single

Girl two: um no last time i checked hes dating Elle or Hannah

by Hejbxhdj May 10, 2018

Matthew

Has a sexy ass

You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass

by 14432youdontknowme5566 February 13, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is generally a goat and if he’s gay he can go die in a fire but if u have a good Matthew hell do anything for you

Matthew I love you baby

by Dale dobback November 12, 2020

Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

by Kushpig December 2, 2011