Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them

That's our math teacher.

by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020

maths magician

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

by vanderplonk October 3, 2007

sex math

Sex is like maths

Sex math It goes dick + pussy then pussy - dick then the cum will ÷ and you'll hope you don't ×

by FallenShai December 26, 2020

can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.

It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!

by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005

Simcoe math

A neophyte's approach to understanding financial problems using calculations that may result in a wide +/- margin of error. Generally Simcoe math is used to broadly prove a point the user is trying to make, allowing a "rough estimate" to masquerade as a definitive answer.

Named after a region in Canada famous for being satisfied with results which may only have a tenuous connection to the truth.

"Guys—I'm just doing a bit of Simcoe math here on the back of this napkin, and it looks like we have just enough cash left for another round of Warthogs!"

by Cowtown Kid January 14, 2021

dumb math

Using simple math to solve something more advanced.

9x9=81
9x8=?
81-9=72
Dumb math

by Crispycream December 7, 2017

rag math

Calculating when your period is going to be to plan for future vacations.

Bob: Hey, let's go camping for Labor Day weekend.
Katie: hmmm, hang on let me look at the calendar. *counting weeks*
Bob: what are you doing?
Katie: Rag math! Gotta make sure Aunt Flo won't be visiting before I agree to the trip.

by Biggins McGee August 31, 2016