Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them

That's our math teacher.

by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020

maths magician

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

by vanderplonk October 3, 2007

sex math

Sex is like maths

Sex math It goes dick + pussy then pussy - dick then the cum will ÷ and you'll hope you don't ×

by FallenShai December 26, 2020

can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.

It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!

by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005

cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time

Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

Math Fetish

Sexual attraction to people who know math

Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"

by POTUS Official May 8, 2023

MBA math

A management cuck with a Master of Business Administration that doesn't understand what goes on in the trenches of their organization and makes stupid calculations by not consulting with the people beneath them.

Person A: They didn't buy enough seats for software XYZ, so people keep rotating off the authorized list. A seat costs $10/user/month, but no let's make them unproductive for $300/day.
Person B: Must be that MBA math.
Person A: Haha, no kidding.

by nsclkjfiosdu2348392 May 9, 2022