Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.

You just Jesus juked me, bro!

by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010

jesus

a.) a stoner, who is neither black, white, or asian, but all three.

b.) caroline.

girl: omfg, i hate her.

guy: stfu, it's jesus. roll her joint, you slut.

girl: FINE.

by dontdropit November 28, 2009

jesus fuck

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.

STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.

by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008

Jesus Chicken

Chicken sandwiches served at Chick-Fil-A restaurants, so named because of the restaurant's practice and promotion of Christian principles such as being closed on Sunday. It also can refer to Chick-Fil-A itself.

Let's take a break from this mall shopping and head to the food court. I want a Jesus chicken and a lemonade, how about you?

by Highwayman56 June 7, 2011

Weird Jesus

a synonym for evangelical, most commonly used by someone who is Christian but not radically so as a put-down for someone who is radically Christian

He got into that Weird Jesus stuff. Now he goes to a different church where they speak in tongues...

by Bubba Lebowski April 30, 2011

Residual Jesus

Disarticulated, uninformed beliefs tied to America's puritanical and evangelical past that are often tedious and contrary to modern scientific knowledge and culture (Fox, Patton 2018, WECD).

In most US states you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday because of Residual Jesus.

by Fatten Pattox December 16, 2018

Jesus toke

When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.

Yo Pepe let me take a Jesus toke, I'm parched.

by latino_hipster November 28, 2014