Helmus

Helmus is an alternative greeting, quite informal.

'Helmus, how are you today'

'Helmus, do you still have that cream I gave you for the helmet rash?'

by DEANOOOOOO December 30, 2008

helpfullated

Describes the feeling of relaxation and satisfaction that comes from a technical support representative who solves your problem in a prompt and friendly manner. As most experiences with technical support leave one feeling like they've just been anally raped, an actual good experience can be a pleasant surprise that really makes their day, much like fellatio.

When my internet went down, I called the cable company. I was only on hold for a minute! The TSR was so friendly and asked about my kids while running diagnostics. In five minutes my problem was fixed and I was back online! I feel like I've just been helpfullated.

by Neeperando June 22, 2009

Help

I’ve been held captive, please help me

Seriously, HELP

by ThoseDamnCats August 1, 2019

Helpless

It's when a person like me has some serious problems, romantically, at least.

aka when you have daddy issues and are always talking about how much you wanna fuck Gee Way.

Alexis: geez, what's up with you and crushing on people 3x your age? He's 42, and you're barely 14!!

Helena: sorry, I guess I'm helpless

by Foxy Like A Badger October 7, 2019

heluleh

Compressed male with Big Ass Forehead (BAF) Father of Mrs. Heluleh Jr. (also has BAF) and Heluleh Jr. (BAF #3). All three heluleh’s add up to a total height of 3”7.

That’s one little ass heluleh.
That heluleh got a-forehead bigger than the sun.

by Heluleh Jr. #2 September 14, 2021

Help Indians use toilets

Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.

Help Indians use toilets. They should have better sanitation.

by Shiine-1 April 14, 2022

sturdy helper

A petite woman who willingly assists with condom placement, then welcomes the full weight of her lover to be placed atop her, despite her stature.

Man: "Thanks for helpin' me with the rubber." Woman: "No problem, I'm a helper, you know." Man (on top of Woman): "Am I squishing you?" Woman: "No, I'm right sturdy."
...a sturdy helper.

by Deck Talker March 3, 2007