A douche wearing a leather jacket that says the safety is always off on his
gun (even though he’s never shot anybody), drives a red
corvette that only dicks drive while blasting the same song all the
time, and tries to cut in line when you’re trying to buy smokes.
*
Cyrus cuts Ricky in line*
Ricky: “Uh, I was here first there bud”
Cyrus: “obviously you don’t know who the fuck I am. Name’s
Cyrus, and I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Ricky: ”you better chill out there, heavy metal dick.