A person who may look and act like a hipster, but is really too old to BE a hipster.
As in, a broken hip-ster.
As in, a broken hip-ster.
"Wow, your Dad sure loves cardigans and fixies. He's a bit of a hipster, isn't he?"
"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."
"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."
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The upper echelon of hipsters. Truly the hippest of the hip. Most thrive in Williamsburg, New York and other major cities. Just like other hipsters, except better. Always on. Unique. Perfect.
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Get the Hipster mug.\hip-stur\n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.
-The Hipster Handbook, Robert Lanham
-The Hipster Handbook, Robert Lanham
Typically a Hipster can be identified by vintage or thrift-store bougt clothing, a taste for obscure or underground music, a penchant for irony and an elitist attitude.
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1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?
2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.
2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.
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After Bob rolled his eyes at the entire menagerie of kids at the bar, he then proceeded to order a PBR, thus confirming my suspicion that he is a total hipstercrite.
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