guild classic

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland

I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild

by tiggamigga March 20, 2024

Gildo

When a fish is used as a sechs toy.

Used that walleye as a GILDO on my girl.

She asked if I like fishing and then had me GILDO dat bass on her. Freaky.

by DudesKnow March 25, 2024

grildo

A 39 and a half foot long grinch themed dildo

God Becky can probably take a full sized grildo from how many men she’s been with

by Skibidigyatt April 15, 2024

Guiedo

Someone that is weird and awkward. Exactly like the car from the movie “cars” who is named Guiedo. He’s weird and awkward

Rick- “wow Jared is such a guiedo, he never says anything he just stands there, it’s weird”

by Lucyloo2442 April 29, 2024

grildo

Grinch dildo

“I sure love my grildo! It always helps my Christmas spirit!”

by Grilledcheesesandwich June 4, 2024

Guildatine

or “Guild-a-tine” is the word to describe the removal of a Seekers Notes guild member for non-compliance to the guild rules. The word harkens back to the Victorian era where the game is set & the guillotine was used.

When the new guild member ignored the rule to accept friend requests, guild members chanted “Guildatine!” until the guild head removed them.

by MissPuertoRico2021 February 1, 2026

Guilfoyle

A noun used to describe a particularly dysfunctional ambulance service where the rigs are falling apart and the workplace drama never seems to end.

Usually characterized by ancient, barely roadworthy ambulances 🚑, questionable management decisions, and employees who seem more interested in sleeping with each other than running calls.

“Did you see that ambulance? The door doesn’t shut and the siren only works sometimes.”
“Yeah… must be a real Guilfoyle outfit.”

by nysems March 8, 2026