Grandma Bones

When something is really NOT COOL.

Mike: Hey, Armstrong, why are you crying?
Armstrong: My dad just left us and now I have no where to live.
Mike: Man, that's grandma bones! See ya! I have a hot tub!

by Impregnator August 23, 2006

Grandma Pat

Idiom: a pat on the back resulting from an almost hug, usually in the nature of a female distancing herself from a male, derived from the traditional hug turned "there there" pat received from one's grandmother, which is less insulting to the reciever in this contect.

Hey, your Granny Flo may even give you a traditional grandma pat on the back/comforting hug to console you after hot Tina from summer camp gave you a disappointing grandma pat and "k, bye!" at the end of the summer.

by nicoicon August 4, 2011

Grandmas Ring

The ring that you "find" or steal from someone and you feel guilty. thinking it was their grandmas ring.

Sara: Look at my ring Tom: nice where'd you get it? Sara: I found it! but i think it was grandmas ring:(

by adfsd fdsaf January 2, 2012

grandma

i have a grandma, she talks about beef and beans. shes from pennsylvania and says "warsh" instead of wash. grandmas are old ??

me "yo bl00d my grandma is from pennsylvania"
bl00d "my grandma is from canada, such as i, and she adopted a black child"

by bl00d January 13, 2009

grandma glasses

Put your dick into mouth and hang your balls onto ears of your lover.

Grandma found her glasses and she is happy.

by M&M September 4, 2003

your grandmother

A nice woman who likes to make cookies and eat ass

Your grandmother destroys dildo

by PussyPower611 December 14, 2019

grandmother

Description of warmth for a grandchild under five years old

wonderful weeks spent with my widdly-woo grandmother

by askgranny March 6, 2019