Twin-Glocks

One of the most amazing gamers of all time. Every game this man played, he would just be phenomenal in every way. Recognize the name, he is a legend.

"Wow that was amazing, he just pulled a Twin-Glocks"

by Drew aka Twinner April 21, 2007

glockenschpiel

Relating to a large cock.

A LARGE church in Munich.

OR

A clock.

"Oh my, what a glockenschpiel you have!"

"Have you ever worshipped your savior in Glockenschpiel."

"I bought an antique glockenspchpiel from lala land."

by Frijoleschichichocolate December 18, 2006

glonk

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

by thewatchman July 25, 2006

glick

finger toofey, the good stuff, eye candy, the fire which yearns to be set unto the cooter, flame-bomb

check out the glick on him

by Martay February 14, 2003

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

by Zack S July 30, 2008

Gloking

To milk a hug for all its worth

Man you were gloking that hug

by Ginga Ninja AC March 14, 2009

Gloky

An abbreviation for the phrase "Good Lock on Killing Yourself."
Used for efficiency reasons.

You're bad at life. Gloky.

by CrabCrabCrabCrabCrab August 11, 2008