Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover November 22, 2023
Get the Kneading the geyser mug.Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.
I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.
by mr big daddy lover December 1, 2023
Get the Kneading the geyser mug.When you get so drunk at the bar in St.Louis and order dominos when you get back to the hotel. After eating the pizza you then proceed to projectile vomit (like a geyser) all over the hotel room.
Yo, you should’ve seen Sally last night! We got back to the room and she St.Louis pepperoni geysered everywhere!
by Disbeme February 5, 2024
Get the St.Louis Pepperoni Geyser mug.When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting
by Linden&James December 10, 2024
Get the Feeding the Geese mug.The act of a woman fingering herself with a scooping motion as if she’s taking the bread back away from the geese.
by davewantsshots January 17, 2025
Get the Stealing from the geese mug.Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
Get the I need to feed my geese mug.“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”
— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”
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by lord anton June 24, 2025
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