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Band Geek 

A band geek is someone who everyday of their lives, is thinking about marching band. Who everyday during third period play their show instead of paying attention to the class. A band geek, is someone who embraces the fact that they ARE a band geek. a Band geek is someone who will fight at every practice with their best friend, and be best friends again the next day! Because all band geeks, especially drummers, think they are always right!
Chritopher: Were Colleen and Hillary fighting again?

William: Yep I think they were.

Christopher: Then why are they hugging now?

William: They are band geeks!

Christopher: Yeah!
Band Geek by Colliferferfrous November 26, 2007
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Top geek 

You know when you have one of those friends or know someone and you just walk in his room and its like a fuck*ng sci-fi cinema with all the top gadgets

Top geeks are very protective over their equipment and will not allow others to use, borrow or handle it.

They are often anti-social and can spend days on end in their room looking at websites such as dabs.com

Top geeks can often drain electricity with all their carbon technological equipment. Equipment will always include silly "gadgets" such as a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, a media PC, sat-nav etc etc.. Always bragging about the "new" this and that and is often buys just because of the brand e.g. Apple wow there so technologically advanced

To summarise. I think we could say a top geek is just a geek but is really on top of the game.

Top geek essentials:

Media PC
Laptop
Wireless keyboard
Microsoft fanatic
Apple fanatic
Oracle
Web based management system
Broadband
Wireless everything
Torrent sites
Strobe lighting
Top geek by Top JiZzA December 19, 2008
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Ancient Geek 

An archaic, obsolete or outdated phrase or mode of expression, most often or exclusively used on the Internet.
- (((Rachel)))

- wtf does that mean?

- it's Ancient Geek for giving you a virtual hug.
Ancient Geek by lydiapond October 15, 2010

school geek

A person who gets excited about the learning aspect of school. They love to learn and they almost shit their pants when they get anything lower than a B-, although getting a B- is nothing to brag about in their opinion. They will find a friend who is as into school and learning as they are, and will have conversations about what they will major in college, their grades, and their joint love of reading. Sometimes when they hang out, they end up reading together. School geeks most likely will not look like a typical geek. They could be physically attractive with a large penis just as well as a bespecled nobody. If they are girls, they will be attractive, but sort-of outsiders, not of their own will, but of others. They might be a teacher's pet.
"Oh my god, the first day of school is coming up and I'm so excited!"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?

"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."

"We are such school geeks..."

"I know right?"
school geek by RaWr_ImMa_DiNo March 4, 2016
One who is extremely shy, nervous, and/or afraid of being in any type of social situation or interaction with other humans. This person also has the physical appearance of a geek, dork, nerd, dweeb, and/or bookworm.
"Hey Paul, what do you not answer your phone because you're a shy geek?!"
shy geek by Deez Voicemail July 19, 2017

Film Geek 

One who possesses knowledge pertaining to films that many may find extraordinary, and are usually good filmmakers, graphic designers writers. Besides film Film, Geeks are usually are good with tech in general.
Random person: Hey bro I heard you're like a film genius!

Film Geek: Speaking of geniuses I assume you have seen Jaws? Well did you know part of the reason the cast had time to improvise was because the robotic sharks kept breaking down, halting production. Named “Bruce” after Spielberg’s lawyer, the sharks relied on a complicated series of pneumatic pumps that kept getting fried by the sea water. Breakdowns became a daily occurrence. Undeterred, Spielberg had the actors improvise their scenes while he wrote the dialogue into the script. The impromptu workshops proved a success, resulting in fully developed characters that enraptured audiences — all thanks to faulty props.

Random Person: Whoa.......
Film Geek by Film Geek 2000 February 6, 2019

Super Geek 

A way to describe oneself or someone else who has an abundance of knowledge on a topic of nerdy nature.

Generally a lover of quaint things such as quiche and windowsill herbs, uses ‘an understanding of science’ to make food an re creates dishes from their favorite fictional films

A person who gets a glint in their eye when they hear the phrase “are you going to be able to explain that to me?”

They also have their own theme song parodied off a song originally performed by Rick James.

Used by British YouTube Star and Celebrity Chef Ben Ebbrell & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Do you laugh at maths jokes?”
“If their clever enough”
“Give me an example”
“What’s so tasty about 1.57?”
“Don’t know”
“It’s half a pie”
“You are a Super Geek”
Super Geek by KhaleesiofRivia March 29, 2021