Festervale

A gathering of all genders at a single location who have a missing or slightly amputated ring finger on both or either of their hands.

We had an awesome time at the recent Festervale. Everyone had a red hot go.

by Filthy a Six F. April 18, 2019

Festerbation

Festerbation is the act of choosing to wallow in escalating sexually longing without any reprieve or sexual release. It is physiologically unhealthy in that it increases stress levels in the individual.

Jill was rejected by Jack. Instead of a revenge fling, Jill fixated miserably on all the great sex they used to have, and "festerbated" herself into a migraine. The migraine was due to extreme "festerbation".

by Ray Ortiz (MTP) December 8, 2020

Fasterly

is like faster but in a sentance you don't have to change the word to eg.quickly

she headed back home fasterly

by porcupine_ February 6, 2021

Footer

A dude with a really big dick-
a foot long dick

"Girl how big is it??"
"OOOH BITCH, he's a footer!"

by raeggy February 23, 2021

Fester

Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.

Hey brother, what did you do while I was at the gym?

Festered

by Heufsch March 31, 2022

festerphile

A middle aged man that looks like a lesbian who idolises uncle fester from the Addams Family.

Have you seen Luke lately? I think he's gone full festerphile

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

to foister

to make up new words because the existing ones slipped your mind again

"Wow, president Trump really has mastered the art of foistering!"

"Who knew life could be so easy! If I had only learned how to foister years ago!"

by that girl on the internet November 6, 2019