what are you five?

Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM. aka one of the most badass responses to a question.

Bully: Dude, what are you five?
Kid: Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM!

by peeface har December 19, 2017

five head

its too big to be a four head so we have to call it a five head

marryanne, aneta, krystall's heads are so big that they have five heads. V-4 = Vsuck

by scott schroder May 13, 2003

five gets you ten

A saying expressing the high odds of an event occurring, stemming from the idea of 2:1 odds in gambling.

"Five gets you ten that Lindsey Lohan will get arrested at least another 3 times this year."

by Guy Charles March 1, 2008

five of clubs

Five fingers that are going to club you, i.e., a fist.

Bill gave him the five of clubs when he heard he scratched his ride.

by ghost July 31, 2003

five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.

Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!

by fubsish October 2, 2009

Five Spot

Half of a ten bag, a amount of weed costing 5 pounds.

"Safe man, wanna get a five spot later? i can't get a tenner"

by GingerMaxx February 25, 2010

man five

A greeting given by men, to men, for men. usualy given after accomplishing a macho feat, or at least trying.

John: "dude, i almost got head from alare"
Sean: "man five john"

by nickallen July 20, 2008