fucked up

An event pertaining to something thats messed up, or ironic.
Commonly used when something happened that was not expected.

that shits fucked up

by Figgy Newts June 3, 2004

Ford fucked

1. When an event has reached all capacity for failure. The old saying of you can only go down so far, this is that far.
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile

1. "Matt so fordfucked us. Right now, only divine intervention or Rosario can save us."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."

by Shunisto May 15, 2007

truly fucked

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.

I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

fucked up

Adjective: totally nonfunctional, beyond repair.

Used to refer to a machine that is not just broken but which cannot be repaired.

My puter was broke so I took it to James to get it fixed -- now it is totally fucked up.

by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008

fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.

"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"

by D April 11, 2004

ass-fucked

Anally penetrated."

"Don't pick up the soap," or you'll get ass-fucked.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

by J4ke July 15, 2006