A cold hearted manipulative creature that masquerades as a female human being. This creature likes to use people by nagging and whining about life to another person in it's life. Usually, the other person is an unsuspecting male human being. Sometimes the poor male may be manipulated to think this creature wants a dick, well, because we all know dicks can make people feel better. Other times, this creature will want to fuck the male and when the male is uninterested, it will blow it's cover. This creature always comes disguised as a religious mature woman who doesn't suck dick but in reality, it blows better than Mia Khalifa.
NiceGuy: Hey! This is Mary the church girl. She's my female-friend. She hates people who take alcohol.
WiseGuy: Hi, Satan.
WiseGuy: Hi, Satan.
by EricCartman July 26, 2017
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Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
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