2 definitions by EricCartman
by EricCartman August 22, 2007
A cold hearted manipulative creature that masquerades as a female human being. This creature likes to use people by nagging and whining about life to another person in it's life. Usually, the other person is an unsuspecting male human being. Sometimes the poor male may be manipulated to think this creature wants a dick, well, because we all know dicks can make people feel better. Other times, this creature will want to fuck the male and when the male is uninterested, it will blow it's cover. This creature always comes disguised as a religious mature woman who doesn't suck dick but in reality, it blows better than Mia Khalifa.
NiceGuy: Hey! This is Mary the church girl. She's my female-friend. She hates people who take alcohol.
WiseGuy: Hi, Satan.
WiseGuy: Hi, Satan.
by EricCartman July 26, 2017